On this day, I was born.

Here is a new music video from up and coming director Keith Schofield.

Keith, a graduate of NYU, is pretty good. In fact, he’s so good that I’ve watched this video 1000 times just today.

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-Abteen

In case you haven’t noticed, there is a new movie on this site entitled, Cabbie’s Not A Horseman. So check it out.

In other news, it is finals week. The time where I study a little more than usual. SO here is what I think about stuff…

I’ve noticed a trend on the internet and other blog-type deals, where people have become so lazy that their communication skills have become atrocious, we’re talking down-right ridiculous. Sadly, this has become so common that it is accepted, and becoming easier and easier to understand.

For example, if I came home today from my math and chemistry final and felt like telling you about my day, I could probably say this: “Yo waddup jazzy fizzle here, kickin it sheezy solid, a on dem tests yaaa hurrrd. Drove home market fresh, got me some sammy sammy yum yums. Ate em yeaaa boy. Now gotz ta study. Aight ha peace.”

Basically, that small excerpt can be paraphrased like so, “Hey, I just got home from doing well on my tests. I went to the store today and got a sandwich and I ate it. It was delicious. Now I have to study. Ok, bye.”

Here’s something else for all of you to enjoy. Amir Blumenfeld of www.beingfamous.com just recently added to his humorous repertoire with this website - www.falindrome.com.

What is a falindrome you ask? Falindromes are kind of like palindromes. What is a palindrome you ask?

Oh you know, kind of like that program we wrote in AP Computer Science class in 10th grade. Didn’t take AP Computer Science?

Let me be blunt with you, I don’t have time to ramble all day here; in fact, my English teacher told me I have to work on that, especially for my final essay tomorrow. But here are some examples of Palindromes:

• “Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog”
• “Rats at a bar, Grab at a Star.”
• “Wo Nemo, Toss a Lasso to me Now!”

Notice that they can be read the same forward and backward.

Now here are some examples of Falindromes:

• “Jay Kay” Yelped A Yak: Yaj
• Lead jar lid on pickled dills, Raj
• A-hah! A banana fell! Laugh! Ha ha!

Notice their fakeness. Enjoy saying them outloud in class and watching everyone say, “Oh my god did he just say something that is spelled the same backwards as forwards?” You will probably smile, nod your head, and say one word: Falindrome.
But now I guess I really do have to study. Peace easy.
-Abteen

We just finished filming our new Western movie last night at ohh let’s say 12:30 am. The last scene we ended up filming was an intricately devised chase scene including such locations as roof tops and seemingly abandoned parking structures. Accordingly, this scene ended in sore muscles, panting groans, and a group of sweaty men in a car with foggy windows. What a work out.

Speaking of work outs, I went outside today and looked at my lonely bench press sitting there and decided to reconnect with the good old days. Unfortunately, Mr. Press wasn’t as obliged as I was to have some fun. After 4 sets I was already too tired to continue. I did take this wonderful picture in my backyard though.

Going back to the former topic of this post, the Western movie will be done around next week, this time. All that is left is some long hours of laboring in the cutting room and a phone conversation that I have to record with Diana. In case you were wondering, she is my wife. I know what you’re thinking, “In the movie or in real life!?” Make an educated guess based on my age, you dick. Here are some screenshots of the movie in question:

-Abteen